| Man
and woman at breakfast table, she having cup of
coffee, he reading newspaper.
Wife to husband: "Honey, if I
die before you will you remarry?"
Husband, quietly
putting paper down, a little surprised, replies: "Well,
we have had a good marriage, and marriage is a good
institution...so, yes, I'd probably remarry."
He goes back
to reading the paper, she gets another cup of coffee
and, after a few minutes, asks: "Honey, if I die
before you, and you remarry, would you bring her to
live in our house?"
He lowers the
paper slowly, thinks for a second, and says: "Well,
we worked hard to pay off the mortgage and it would
be silly to move someplace else so, yes, I think I would
bring her to live here."
He returns to
his paper, a few minutes passes and she asks: "Honey,
if I die before you and you remarry and you bring her
to live here in our house, would you let her use my
golf clubs?"
"Don't
be ridiculous," he says as he slams down the paper,
"she's a lefty."
Maurie was not having a good
day on the golf course. After he missed a twelve inch
putt, his partner asked him what the problem was.
"It's the wife" said Maurie.
"As you know, she's taken up golf, and since she's
been playing, she's cut my sex down to once a week."
"Well you should think yourself
lucky," said his partner. "She's cut some
of us out altogether!"
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